Eliot: One... and a half.
Parker: How do you only half save someone's life?
Eliot: Because I was the one who was sent to kill him. So I figure it only counts as a half.
Hardison: That... actually makes sense...
Eliot: It's a steam vent, Parker. People don't... normal people don't... steam... they feel likt it will... burn them...
Nate: What about her backstory?
Hardison: I gotta wait till she's done making it up. I'll just attach one of her old aliases to it. This is a small country, we got this. Aw hell... it's Moreau.
Nate: Yeah, I got that.
Nate: Call it a campaign promise. Tell them you're going to marry Rebecca and when you become President, you don't.
Vittori: How is a campaign promise different than a lie?
Nate: ...it's complicated.
Sophie: Nate, if stealing a country were easy everyone would be doing it.
Vittori: I think I hate you.
Nate: I'm okay with that.
Nate: You are utterly unclear on how to be dead. Second time in two years you've shown up at your own funeral.
I seriously want season four of Leverage to start RIGHT NOW. I mean, hell, we can't get Nate and Sophie in bed finally and have season four end with "uh oh." but boy howdy, Sophie Devereaux/Gina Bellman can nail her lines.
I mean, come on, since I'm unemployed I need more television! What the hell else am I supposed to do with my time?