I love these quotes:
SCULLY: I think behalf of every woman on the Earth, I can say this doesn't have anything to do with consensual sex.
MULDER: How would this happen?
SCULLY: Birds and the bees and the monkey babies, Mulder.
MULDER: Birds do it, bees do it, even educated MD's do it.
AMANDA: His name is Luke Skywalker. He's what's known as a Jedi Knight.
SCULLY: Did he have a light saber?
AMANDA: No, he didn't bring it.
SCULLY: *hates Mulder so much* (photo documentation of Scully hating Mulder so much)
MULDER: I have a theory. Do you want to hear it?
SCULLY: Van Blundht somehow physically transformed into his captor then walked out the door leaving no one the wiser?
MULDER: Hey Scully, should we be picking out china patterns or what?
MULDER: Hey Scully, if you could be somebody else for a day, who would it be?
SCULLY: Hopefully myself.
MULDER: So boring! I mean, wouldn't you even be tempted to try out someone else's existence for a day, live your life as somebody else?
SCULLY: Looking like someone else, Mulder, and being someone else are completely different things.
MULDER: Well, maybe it's not, I mean everybody else around you would treat you like you were somebody else, and ultimately maybe it's other people's reactions to us that make us who we are.
SCULLY: All right, then. Eleanor Roosevelt.
MULDER: It can't be a dead person.
SCULLY: Why the hell not?